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California Cucks Basketball Jersey

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California Cucks Basketball Jersey

$60.00
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Thisis pure chaos in pro-league form. Drenched in a navy-to-crimson gradient with bold horizontal striping, it looks like an official on the surface—until you actually read it. The front rocks the unapologetic “Cucks” script, while the back seals the deal with STONER and the legendary 69, because subtlety was never the plan.

Designed to blur the line between legit sportswear and straight-up trolling, this jersey is made for lighting up courts, crowds, and comment sections. Perfect for festivals, tailgates, pickup games, or anywhere you want people to double-take, laugh, or get mad. If you’re offended by irony, satire, or weed culture—this jersey already won.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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