{"title":"Clearance Collection","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe designs that started it all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Mad Stoner Clearance Collection features a limited run of our original designs from back when this wild ride first began. These aren't print-on-demand—these are physical shirts already in stock and ready to ship.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLimited sizes. Limited quantities. Just $20 each.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnce they're gone, they're gone for good. No reprints. No restocks. 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